My @ss hurts...

I havent heard back from my doctor yet so I'm going to assume I only have ONE @ss crack.

I'm at work today and have been taking "Diclofenac" (whatever that is). My doctor wanted to perscribe me Vicodin but I told him no so he gave me this other one. I feel pretty good today. I can walk and for the most party only the road rash and bruises on my @ss have been bothering me. I'm sitting on one of those pillow things for now. I'm pretty sure my tail bone is just bruised and hopefully I'll be back on my bike soon.